Attn ladies: Whilst on your period do you ever fantasize about cutting open your lower stomach, ripping out your uterus, massaging it, and then putting it back in? Because every 28 days that is my dream.
I cannot even handle that purple. It is stunnnnning.
Saturday I had an older (drunk) black man hit on me while I covering guest service at work. He was asking about lap dances, if I liked a certain drink, how I must have a good man to keep me so happy all the time, and he gave me his number. It was hilarious. Awkward, but I played it off.
Later that day our mobile guy Ryan asked me out for dinner.
Dallas and I ended up making out that night.
And in the middle of the night Anthony drunkenly texted me that he was still in love with me.
Then today Ryan asked me out for dinner again. To which I politely declined.
I originally posted this in October of 2010. Today this dream came true <3